Has anyone else heard about the new protest that Santa is supposed to start saying "Ha, ha, ha" instead of "ho, ho, ho"?  One story claims it scares kids. Another says it's degrading to women, or something to that effect. First, kids who are afraid of Santa will run screaming long before he has a chance to speak (or so I've seen in my experience). ( Read more... )

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why ( Read more... )